Local Radio Competition

A local radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali. DJ: “96FM here, what’s your name?” Caller: “Hi, me name’s Dave.”…

Three Bulls

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.” Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows….

Does he still love me?

Does he still love me? Man and Woman are lying in bed and thinking: Woman: He is lying next to me. He doesn’t hug me. He is looking at the ceiling. Who knows what he is thinking about? We are together for four years. That…

Some people are like Slinkies…

Some people are like Slinkies… They’re not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Timmy comes home early…

Timmy comes home early…and walks inside to see his mom on top of his dad and both are naked. Timmy just stares, confused what is happening or going on. Mom: “Timmy, what’s wrong? Go to your room, I’ll be up in a bit” So Timmy…

A Penguin Is Driving Through Arizona On Holiday

A penguin is driving through Arizona on holiday¬†and sees that the car’s oil-pressure light is on.He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car…

You’re The Father of One of My Kids

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, ‘Do you know me?’ To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the…